"Brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 31 Oct 2014 11:09:09 -0400, Dave Smith
> > wrote:
>
>>On 2014-10-31 9:04 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>> I've watched Diners, Drive-ins & Dives a few times. The places are
>>> interesting but I can't stand watching him take huge bites out of
>>> whatever. (Seems it's usually piled-high sandwiches.)
>>
>>I don't know which is worse, whether it is watching him try to cram
>>something into his mouth with two hands or to watch him try to
>>manipulate a fork.
>
> More women than men eat that way, they've had more practice... haven't
> you ever watched women attack a banana... most men are more adept at
> genital nibbling... oh, I meant gentle nibbling... oh well, same
> difference.

I slice bananas!