Dog3 wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> :
>
>
>>In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> wrote:
>>
>>>zxcvbob wrote:
>>>
>>>>A scream was hearjd!
>>>
>>>The bjutler did it!
>>>
>>>Pastorio
>>>
>>In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
>
> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of imported
> cheeses and wine...

Camembert and Gjetost...

Pastorio (it's really the name of a cheese. How cool!)