"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
4...
> "Orion" > got out the keyboard and wrote
> news:0_pTc.41724$Uh.38669@fed1read02:
>
> >
> > "Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
> > 4...
> >> Melba's Jammin' > got out the keyboard and wrote
> >> :
> >>
> >> > In article >, "Bob (this one)"
> >> > > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> zxcvbob wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > A scream was hearjd!
> >> >>
> >> >> The bjutler did it!
> >> >>
> >> >> Pastorio
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > In the Lijbrary, with the candlestjick.
> >>
> >> The victim was left for dead. In walked the maid with a platter of
> > imported
> >> cheeses and wine...
> >>
> >
> > all in good time, she thought, all in good time....
>
> Meanwhile, the motor of the vintage mercedes was quietly humming as the
car
> steadily climbed to the mountaintop, where the mansion stood. The car's
> occupant held one hand on the steering wheel while steadying her 'to die
> for cake' on the front seat. The maid, hearing the car, looked out of the
> french doors and muffled a scream. She dropped the cheese platter and
began
> to step backwards...


then did a bjackward somersault over the bjutler's bjody......