It was a dark and stormy night. "Dog3" wrote:

> The Dowager Drumstick entered the room observing the spilled platter of
> cheese. She poured a glass of wine, cut off a chunk of Bob's cheese. She
> turned to coldly view the victim lying in a pool of blood, fireside...

.... and realized that the view would be warmer if she stood closer to the
fire. She stepped toward it and...