On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 15:43:35 -0800, "Julie Bove"
> wrote:

>
>"notbob" > wrote in message
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>> On 2014-12-20, jmcquown > wrote:
>>
>>> LOL Everyone needs to break out their rubber fingers!
>>
>> I recall an episode when a buddy and myself were shopping at a sprmkt.
>> I had an old "finger cot" in my pocket, left over from work. When we
>> came to the checkout stand, turns out the clerk was my buddy's female
>> cousin. Not thinking it a big deal, I asked the cousin if she would
>> dispose of my old "finger cot" in the trash. Having never seen a
>> finger cot, she thoughty it another kind of latex protection and being
>> totally disgusted by her cousin's pal (me!), she shrank back, not
>> touching the evil object, and loudly proclaimed to me, "You maggot!!".

Since then everyone calls you tiny maggot pecker.