On Tuesday, December 30, 2014 4:12:41 PM UTC-8, Kalmia wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 30, 2014 6:12:06 PM UTC-5, Nancy Young wrote:
> > I dropped off a book for my sister in law. No one
> > was home so I left it on the back stoop in a plastic
> > grocery bag. I think maybe they went out of town and
> > I'm not sure they'll be back tonight.
> >
> > Temps are going to be hovering around freezing. Do you
> > think the book will be safe to read?
> >
> > nancy
>
> ONly if it contains no dairy.
>
> This IS a joke, no?

But what if it's a diary?