On Friday, January 16, 2015 at 8:41:19 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Jan 2015 09:31:57 -0800 (PST), Ultimate Recipes wrote:
>
> > Egg Rolls
> ...
> > 1/2 lb. cooked shrimp
> > 1/2 lb. cooked pork or chicken livers
>
> Shrimp and liver egg rolls. Yum-Oh! You're bound to get a Nobel
> Peace Prize in Cooking for this recipe!
>
> > Boil cabbage and celery until very tender. Drain and squeeze
> > out excess water.
>
> And it even gets worse!

Good Lord say it isn't so. Is this Marty's alter ego, or did they just take roll-call at the monkey house and send a keeper out with a butterfly net?