"Cineabeagle" > wrote in message
...
> It's my least favorite holiday because we are a family of non-talkers.
Besides
> decorating the Christmas tree or watching TV (or having several
cocktails), can
> you think of anything that would be entertaining before / during / after
> dinner?
> Do you have any "fun" traditions?
>
> TIA,
> Lee

Perform sex with the food.

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