"I'm back on the laptop" > wrote in
:

> We cut in where he was in the lifeboat with a zebra and an
> orangutan, and then a hyena jumped out from under the cover
> and killed the zebra, then the orangutan.... and then a tiger
> jumped out of the same hiding place and killed the hyena... we
> were both like.... "WTF???!!".... and changed channel!!

Obviously you failed to grasp the concept of allegory (emphasis on
the -gory).

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"If you are neutral in situations of injustice,
you have chosen the side of the oppressor " --
Desmond Tutu