On 3/23/2015 2:20 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 23 Mar 2015 13:24:15 -0400, Nancy Young wrote:

>> He stepped away look look at something and caught a woman
>> make a sneaky move and stole the only thing in the cart!
>> My coupon book!

> How hard would it have been to track her down in the store and grab
> that shit back away from her?

A middle aged white lady with a dark coat, only seen from
behind, carrying a Costco coupon book in Costco? You're right!
He only pointed out three other women he thought it could be
in our travels.

By the time I returned, she was long gone from the area or
I would have gotten the stupid thing back. Ron didn't think about the
address on the book business (like she's going to come to my house
or something ... I'd just rather she didn't have it), he's not
going to turn on his remarkable powers of intimidation over a
coupon book you can replace at the front desk.

If he knew my shopping list was in there ... that would have
changed things.

Actually, I wasted some time looking into people's carts, I thought
he meant that someone had walked off with the wrong cart. Hell,
I've done that.

> I had some lady and her daughter put a bunch of items into my cart
> from their hand-carry basket and then took all my stuff out of the
> cart and put it into her now-empty hand basket and then leave the
> basket right there on the floor.

That is just ballsy. What the hell.

> I tracked her down and emptied her
> cart out onto the floor, put my hand basket inside (so she couldn't
> use it again), then announced loudly to the rest of the shoppers
> within 40 feet, "Everybody better watch their carts because this lady
> will try and steal it!" (daughter looks at mom all ****ed off and
> embarrassed and mother has smirk on her face - that bitch).

Meanwhile everyone's thinking she just walked off with your cart
by accident.

> What is it with me and shopping carts? I love em!

You're a magnet for shopping cart madness.

nancy