On Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 1:22:46 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/24/2015 4:51 AM, wrote:
> > On Mon, 23 Mar 2015 20:00:24 -0700, "Cheri" >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> LOL, yeah a furtive look and getting away quickly makes it pretty much a
> >> theft. I had to laugh when you said your dh didn't say anything to her, same
> >> with my dh when a woman walking her dog stopped and let the dog poop in our
> >> yard, and then hurried on. He was out there but he said he was so surprised
> >> with the nerve of her that he didn't say anything.
> >
> > I would have picked the turd up and rubbed it all over her.
> > And yes, *then* wash my hands.
> >
>
> I'd never do that because she could get you for assault. I have
> delivered dog droppings back to the owner. I'm sure they had some
> cleanup to do.

You could have picked up the dogshit with a gloved hand, and instead
of just depositing it in their yard, rubbed it all over the front door
handle.

An excerpt from a post from several years ago:

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If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and
not cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where
it willspend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work
you can take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made
by Garden Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html ) and take
a small piece of steak to which you have made an incision just
right to completely enclose the capsule and insert the capsule.
Since dogs scarf small pieces of meat whole, it will be some time
before the capsule dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis
will occur, and when the stuff reaches the large intestine, which
has pain sensitive nerves, the dog--no matter how much of a "good
dog" he or she is--will not be able to control its bowels. Add to
that the fact that the dog's asshole will also be burning like hell
right after it shits, and you know what that'll lead to, right?
You guessed it, butthole surfing across the carpets.
Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
the crime.
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Now that this much time has gone by, I can reveal that I personally
knew the woman. She was in one of my sociology classes at UM St.
Louis. My god, hard to believe that was ~20 years ago.

If people regularly shit their dogs in your yard, you now know how to
exact punishment, though it will only really kick ass if the person
leaves the dog inside, unattended for several hours after the dog eats
the meat.

If you don't want to spend the money on Pure Cap, I'd imagine that
finely minced habanero pepper packed into the gel cap would do the job.

--Bryan