On Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 4:59:30 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Tue, 24 Mar 2015 14:14:44 -0700 (PDT), Bryan-TGWWW
> > wrote:
>
> >On Tuesday, March 24, 2015 at 1:22:46 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> >> On 3/24/2015 4:51 AM, wrote:
> >> > On Mon, 23 Mar 2015 20:00:24 -0700, "Cheri" >
> >> > wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> LOL, yeah a furtive look and getting away quickly makes it pretty much a
> >> >> theft. I had to laugh when you said your dh didn't say anything to her, same
> >> >> with my dh when a woman walking her dog stopped and let the dog poop in our
> >> >> yard, and then hurried on. He was out there but he said he was so surprised
> >> >> with the nerve of her that he didn't say anything.
> >> >
> >> > I would have picked the turd up and rubbed it all over her.
> >> > And yes, *then* wash my hands.
> >> >
> >>
> >> I'd never do that because she could get you for assault. I have
> >> delivered dog droppings back to the owner. I'm sure they had some
> >> cleanup to do.
> >
> >You could have picked up the dogshit with a gloved hand, and instead
> >of just depositing it in their yard, rubbed it all over the front door
> >handle.
> >
> >An excerpt from a post from several years ago:
> >
> >__________________________________
> >
> >If someone is taking their dog out to shit by the sidewalk and
> >not cleaning up after it, then taking the dog back inside where
> >it willspend all day until her or her boyfriend get home from work
> >you can take a 00 size gelatin capsule filled with Pure Cap (made
> >by Garden Row Foods http://www.firegirl.com/hs1154.html ) and take
> >a small piece of steak to which you have made an incision just
> >right to completely enclose the capsule and insert the capsule.
> >Since dogs scarf small pieces of meat whole, it will be some time
> >before the capsule dissolves, but when it does extreme peristalsis
> >will occur, and when the stuff reaches the large intestine, which
> >has pain sensitive nerves, the dog--no matter how much of a "good
> >dog" he or she is--will not be able to control its bowels. Add to
> >that the fact that the dog's asshole will also be burning like hell
> >right after it shits, and you know what that'll lead to, right?
> >You guessed it, butthole surfing across the carpets.
> >Yeah, all those times I had to walk past that stinking dogshit on my
> >way to catch the bus to school...It's fun to make the punishment fit
> >the crime.
> >________________________________
> >
> >Now that this much time has gone by, I can reveal that I personally
> >knew the woman. She was in one of my sociology classes at UM St.
> >Louis. My god, hard to believe that was ~20 years ago.
> >
> >If people regularly shit their dogs in your yard, you now know how to
> >exact punishment, though it will only really kick ass if the person
> >leaves the dog inside, unattended for several hours after the dog eats
> >the meat.
> >
> >If you don't want to spend the money on Pure Cap, I'd imagine that
> >finely minced habanero pepper packed into the gel cap would do the job.
> >
> >--Bryan
>
> You are truly evil, Bryan.

Because I was willing to inflict pain upon the dog, who was completely
innocent? Surely you can't be saying that the owner didn't deserve what
she got.

Pain is part of life, and the collateral damage to the dog was, in my
calculations, worth it. I take pleasure in the suffering of my enemies.
>
> John Kuthe...
>
>
--Bryan