On Fri, 03 Apr 2015 13:17:27 -0400, William > wrote:

>What is the proper number of segments per wipe? I say at least eight
>to ten full segments for each wipe with Charmin but you could get by
>with five to seven segments of Scott Tissue. Never attempt fractional
>segments of toilet paper.
>
>William

That depends on how big of an asshole you are....
...... (or I mean "have").

Big assholes always have to do more paperwork!