PENMART01 wrote:
>>Richard Periut writes:
>>
>>
>>>PENMART01 wrote:
>>>
>>>>Nancy Young writes:
>>>>
>>>>Man, I've had sinus problems lately, so I decided to make the
>>>>chicken tortilla soup. Nothing like a little hot soup. Well, I
>>>>got what I wanted. I used jalapenos instead of chiles, hot
>>>>sausage instead of chicken, and I think I overdid it with the
>>>>Tabasco.
>>>>
>>>>Don't get me wrong, it's still good, but I will be paying for
>>>>this stunt. For starters, my mouth is on fire. Sinuses are clear.
>>>>Eyes are crying. We'll see how tomorrow goes, if you get my drift.
>>>
>>>
>>>A super-size sterile gauze pad folded in quarters... doused liberally with
>>>_Witch Hazel_... shoved firmly you know where and clamp down. Ahhhhhh...
>>
>>You
>>
>>>have my condolences.
>>
>>No point in starting it off sterile, when it's going to be shoved where
>>you insinuated.
>
>
> So, she should use an old dishrag...
>
> Who knows what you shove up your butt... or who... of course it's gotta be
> sterile... aintcha ever seen the old rubbing alcohol trick with the rectal
> thermometer. You must be verrrry young... obviously born well after the time
> of mercury filled fevor thermometers... you couldn't be a day over 30, or yer
> brain dead... choose, that's the only two chioces you get.
>
>
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> Sheldon
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Your anus and the juxtaposed surrounding flesh, is teaming with
bacteria. A clean paper towel, or wad of toilet paper will suffice.

And I do rem the mercury filled thermometers, and I will be 40 this
Sept. 21.

The rubbing ETOH is for use on various patients; a practice now
abandoned because of the fear of AIDS and other diseases.



--
"Dum Spiro, Spero."

As long as I breath, I hope.

Cicero