In article >,
Bryan-TGWWW > wrote:

> On Saturday, April 18, 2015 at 1:14:49 AM UTC-5, isw wrote:
> > Anybody tried it? We did.
> >
> > IT. IS. TERRIBLE!
> >
> You'd rather have the shit made with soy oil.
> >
> > (IMO o'course)
> >
> > The flavor profile is so different from their "regular" variety that it
> > should be against the law to call it "mayonnaise".
> >
> The "'regular' variety" is only regular in the same sense as a daily
> bowel movement--it's shit. It has more in common with a wino's scrotum
> or the ass end of a goat than it does with *real* mayonnaise

So don't keep us hanging here; what, in your opinion, is a *real*
mayonnaise? And where can I get it?

Isaac