On Sat, 18 Apr 2015 21:23:59 -0700, isw > wrote:

> In article >,
> Bryan-TGWWW > wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, April 18, 2015 at 1:14:49 AM UTC-5, isw wrote:
> > > Anybody tried it? We did.
> > >
> > > IT. IS. TERRIBLE!
> > >
> > You'd rather have the shit made with soy oil.
> > >
> > > (IMO o'course)
> > >
> > > The flavor profile is so different from their "regular" variety that it
> > > should be against the law to call it "mayonnaise".
> > >
> > The "'regular' variety" is only regular in the same sense as a daily
> > bowel movement--it's shit. It has more in common with a wino's scrotum
> > or the ass end of a goat than it does with *real* mayonnaise
>
> So don't keep us hanging here; what, in your opinion, is a *real*
> mayonnaise? And where can I get it?
>
You know very well that he doesn't think it's real unless you make it
yourself and you're damned to Hell if you dare use the entire egg
instead of yolk only.

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