Here's another website with more of the ditty in a similar vein:

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp


notbob wrote:

> A fun little ditty from a website about Carnation evap milk:
>
> "A little lady from North Carolina had worked in and around family dairy
> farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little
> compensation, and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
> stores (1940's or 50's?) she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the
> best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all . . ." She
> said, 'I know all about milk and dairy farms . . . I can do this!'
>
> She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front
> of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much,
> we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it."
>
> Here is her entry:
>
> Carnation milk is best of all,
> No tits to pull, no shit to haul;
> No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
> Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!"
>
> nb