"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> graham wrote:
>>
>> Gary wrote:
>> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>> > saver.
>> >
>> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
>
> I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>
> Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
> then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
> Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
> fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
> fingers. heheheh ;0

ewwww you are just .. baddddd

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