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Sqwertz wrote:
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> Gary wrote:
> > Us fellows in Virginia (you and I) don't need to destroy our taste
> > buds to prove our manhood. LOL!

>
> Yeah, you guys in VA use chocolate and keep ferrets to prove your
> manhood! ;-)


- I don't get the chocolate reference. Please explain yourself.

- google to see how many guys admit to sleeping with a female
ferret every night (but NOT in *THAT* way, dammit~). I doubt I'm the
only one
but maybe I could be. heheh Note: Ferrets don't normally sleep
next to a human. This one is unique. It's annoying at times, but
I'm all she has here so I put up with it. She does keep me awake at
nights.

The ferret love is girlie stuff as is the sitting down to pee and
remember, I played two rolls since my daughter was in 2nd grade. Dad
and also Mr.Mom. I had to learn, then teach her all the girlie things
as she grew up. How to do makeup, how to curl hair (she used to
practice on me :-o ). Anyway, she's 36 now, married with children,
and I still get both a mother's day and father's day card from her
each year. :-D

Anyway, in Virginia....our manhood is not proved by hot peppers. It's
by the giant blue crabs that we catch he
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