Ophelia wrote:
>
> "Gary" > wrote in message ...
> > graham wrote:
> >>
> >> Gary wrote:
> >> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
> >> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
> >> > saver.
> >> >
> >> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
> >
> > I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
> >
> > Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
> > then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
> > Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
> > fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
> > fingers. heheheh ;0
>
> ewwww you are just .. baddddd

I did the test experiment but have never used it for a guest.
Just good to know if one ever shows up. hahaha