"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> Ophelia wrote:
>>
>> "Gary" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > graham wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Gary wrote:
>> >> > Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>> >> > dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>> >> > saver. 
>> >> >
>> >> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come
>> >> again!
>> >
>> > I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>> >
>> > Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
>> > then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
>> > Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
>> > fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
>> > fingers. heheheh ;0
>>
>> ewwww you are just .. baddddd 
>
> I did the test experiment but have never used it for a guest.
> Just good to know if one ever shows up. hahaha
lol
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