On Sun, 07 Jun 2015 10:00:57 -0600, graham > wrote:

>On 07/06/2015 7:33 AM, Gary wrote:
>> graham wrote:
>>>
>>> Gary wrote:
>>>> Not only that - let the dog clean your plates on the floor after
>>>> dinner. All you have to do is dry them and put them away. Good time
>>>> saver.
>>>>
>>> You must do that when you have unwelcome guests! They won't come again!
>>
>> I discovered a better plan for unwanted guests.
>>
>> Run your toilet paper through your paper shredder for several feet
>> then back up the shredder and roll it back on neatly. I always buy
>> Angel Soft tp. It doesn't show the shredding but when you use it your
>> fingers will poke right through it everytime. No guest likes poopy
>> fingers. heheheh ;0
>>
>Just remove the roll and when they ask to go, give them 3 sheets!
>Graham

O.k., that made me laugh
Janet US