On Sunday, June 7, 2015 at 9:00:22 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > Gary wrote:
> > > Us fellows in Virginia (you and I) don't need to destroy our taste
> > > buds to prove our manhood. LOL!
> >
> > Yeah, you guys in VA use chocolate and keep ferrets to prove your
> > manhood! ;-)
>
> - I don't get the chocolate reference. Please explain yourself.
>
> - google to see how many guys admit to sleeping with a female
> ferret every night (but NOT in *THAT* way, dammit~). I doubt I'm the
> only one
> but maybe I could be. heheh Note: Ferrets don't normally sleep
> next to a human. This one is unique. It's annoying at times, but
> I'm all she has here so I put up with it. She does keep me awake at
> nights.
>
> The ferret love is girlie stuff as is the sitting down to pee and
> remember, I played two rolls since my daughter was in 2nd grade. Dad
> and also Mr.Mom. I had to learn, then teach her all the girlie things
> as she grew up. How to do makeup, how to curl hair (she used to
> practice on me :-o ). Anyway, she's 36 now, married with children,
> and I still get both a mother's day and father's day card from her
> each year. :-D
>
> Anyway, in Virginia....our manhood is not proved by hot peppers. It's
> by the giant blue crabs that we catch he
> http://i57.tinypic.com/rjjwco.jpg

So, you taught her to sit down to pee and how to put on makeup. Then you
also taught her how to catch the crabs?

--Bryan