On Sunday, June 7, 2015 at 9:00:22 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > Gary wrote:
> > > Us fellows in Virginia (you and I) don't need to destroy our taste
> > > buds to prove our manhood. LOL!
> >
> > Yeah, you guys in VA use chocolate and keep ferrets to prove your
> > manhood! ;-)
>
> - I don't get the chocolate reference. Please explain yourself.
>
> - google to see how many guys admit to sleeping with a female
> ferret every night (but NOT in *THAT* way, dammit~). I doubt I'm the
> only one
> but maybe I could be. heheh Note: Ferrets don't normally sleep
> next to a human. This one is unique. It's annoying at times, but
> I'm all she has here so I put up with it. She does keep me awake at
> nights.
>
> The ferret love is girlie stuff as is the sitting down to pee and
> remember, I played two rolls since my daughter was in 2nd grade. Dad
> and also Mr.Mom. I had to learn, then teach her all the girlie things
> as she grew up. How to do makeup, how to curl hair (she used to
> practice on me :-o ). Anyway, she's 36 now, married with children,
> and I still get both a mother's day and father's day card from her
> each year. :-D
>
> Anyway, in Virginia....our manhood is not proved by hot peppers. It's
> by the giant blue crabs that we catch he
> http://i57.tinypic.com/rjjwco.jpg

So, you taught her to sit down to pee and how to put on makeup. Then you
also taught her how to catch the crabs?

You set that one up too well.

--Bryan