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On 6/7/2015 7:43 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Sunday, June 7, 2015 at 9:00:22 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> Gary wrote:
>>>> Us fellows in Virginia (you and I) don't need to destroy our taste
>>>> buds to prove our manhood. LOL!
>>>
>>> Yeah, you guys in VA use chocolate and keep ferrets to prove your
>>> manhood! ;-)

>>
>> - I don't get the chocolate reference. Please explain yourself.
>>
>> - google to see how many guys admit to sleeping with a female
>> ferret every night (but NOT in *THAT* way, dammit~). I doubt I'm the
>> only one
>> but maybe I could be. heheh Note: Ferrets don't normally sleep
>> next to a human. This one is unique. It's annoying at times, but
>> I'm all she has here so I put up with it. She does keep me awake at
>> nights.
>>
>> The ferret love is girlie stuff as is the sitting down to pee and
>> remember, I played two rolls since my daughter was in 2nd grade. Dad
>> and also Mr.Mom. I had to learn, then teach her all the girlie things
>> as she grew up. How to do makeup, how to curl hair (she used to
>> practice on me :-o ). Anyway, she's 36 now, married with children,
>> and I still get both a mother's day and father's day card from her
>> each year. :-D
>>
>> Anyway, in Virginia....our manhood is not proved by hot peppers. It's
>> by the giant blue crabs that we catch he
>> http://i57.tinypic.com/rjjwco.jpg

>
> So, you taught her to sit down to pee and how to put on makeup. Then you
> also taught her how to catch the crabs?
>
> --Bryan
>



You're a genuinely nasty person.