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On 7/11/2015 9:19 AM, sf wrote:
> On Sat, 11 Jul 2015 08:49:32 -0600, Troll Disposal Service
> > wrote:
>
>> On 7/10/2015 11:49 PM, Troll Disposal Service wrote:
>>> Standard Definition

>>
>> BODINE FRAUD!
>>

>
> He's starting to act and sound like Sheldon. It must be a similar
> mental illness associated with aging.
>


That's not an unsound premise at all.

I think if we impute the number of years Jethro has been producing,
consuming and incorporating greasy Q into his bloodstream. the very real
potential for enhanced cardiovascular degradation is all too likely...

Simply put, he sickens only a few BBQ judges, but he may well have been
eating his greasy self into a premature grave, to say nothing of the
spectacular cognitive decline that always precedes such a fall.

Humpty Dumpty, with Crisco in his veins.

:-)