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Michel Boucher[_3_] Michel Boucher[_3_] is offline
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Default Why are you a communist for using a fork??

William > wrote in
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>>Because it's unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands and
>>when you're unamerican, you're uhm... uhm... a communist!
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>>Bruce

>
> Exactly! The Pizza is to be stuffed into the pie hole using
> two to three fingers of the left and right hands.
>
> Truth...Justice...The American Way...that's Superman's Motto!


Which is why I prefer to be a Communist. I eat my pizza with a
fork and knife and I'll have no truck with Superman's motto. He
built an unlicensed residence on Canadian soil and should be tried
and convicted for it. Hardly truthful, hardly just...

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