A funny story...
On 7/3/2015 1:17 PM, sf wrote:
You might be trying to escape your slut past. Usually, these women find
Jesus to replace the void in their life that was previously filled
with random penis. I guess the ones who aren’t ready to give up
premarital sex altogether, just stop sucking d*ck. I believe it was
best said on one of Ludacris’ albums: “She said she’d never do it. She
said she never tried. She’s sitting there telling a motherf*ckin’ lie.”
So as you can see, women who don’t give head present a myriad of
obstacles and potential problems. I can speak on this, because I went
through it with someone I really cared about. For awhile, I was able to
focus on her positives instead of the fact that I was only getting
sporadic head at best. Once the first non-head-related sign of trouble
occurred in the relationship, that lack of knob-slobbage made it a
little easier to walk away and not go back. Maybe it’s a littleÂ
shallow since she is a nice person and I still think she’s cool…but
sh*t. I’m a freak, and I know what I like! Having your woman go down on
you is the American Way!
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