On Saturday, August 22, 2015 at 1:50:32 PM UTC-5, Mal Pais wrote:
> MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> > He's spent DECADES simulating the sensation of
> > intercourse using his hand and lubricant.
>
> Do you know how sick and warped you sound?

Your great-great-grandchildren will have contempt for your beliefs
and values.

--Bryan