On 2015-08-26 20:23:43 +0000, sf said:

> On Wed, 26 Aug 2015 12:11:45 -0700 (PDT), ImStillMags
> > wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, August 26, 2015 at 3:24:29 AM UTC-7, Travis McGee wrote:
>>> Just Mayo Spread Violates Mayonnaise and Label Rules, F.D.A. Says
>>
>>> The F.D.A. said nothing about lemon juice in its Aug. 12 letter. It said
>>> it had been studying the labels for Just Mayo and Just Mayo Sriracha
>>> since June.
>>
>>
>>
>> They should just rename it Just Like Mayo and be done with it.
>
> Good one! Submit it. I was thinking they should relocate the words
> Hampton Creek and say "spread" or something similar in small letters.

How about "I Can't Believe Unilever Thinks This Isn't Really Mayo!"
It's a long name, but catchy!