On 8/30/2015 1:53 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2015-08-30 12:31 PM, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> The golfers around here don't clear off the course unless they sound the
>> siren. They're idiots. They stand out there holding metal clubs
>> whacking their silly balls around. HINT: if you hear thunder there is
>> bound to be lightning. What a great time to hang onto a metal club!
>
> There are a lot of golf courses around here and almost every year some
> rocket scientist plays Ben Franklin in a storm. We were at the dog park
> last week and when a storm moved in we decided it was time to go. I
> learned about the sirens that day. I had not realized that golfers were
> so dumb that they had to use a siren, but I heard it go off that
> day.
>
>
I never said these people were the brightest bricks on the block.

It is pouring down rain again at the moment. Thundering, too. My cat
is playing with a golf ball.

Jill