"Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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> On Sun, 30 Aug 2015 07:49:54 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 8/30/2015 3:28 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> You've cooked corn and beef before <yawn> but you've probably never
>>> cooked it naked. Turn off the inside lights and rely on the
>>> moonlight.
>>>
>> 'Twas a brae bricht min licht nicht a nicht! But no, I didn't cook it
>> outdoors and I wasn't naked.
>
> You could have just worn a short, frilly apron, too.

If she wants to show off her Scottish at least tell her to get it right


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