On 8/30/2015 4:16 PM, Ophelia wrote:
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> "Sqwertz" > wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 30 Aug 2015 07:49:54 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
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>>> On 8/30/2015 3:28 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
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>>>> You've cooked corn and beef before <yawn> but you've probably never
>>>> cooked it naked. Turn off the inside lights and rely on the
>>>> moonlight.
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>>> 'Twas a brae bricht min licht nicht a nicht! But no, I didn't cook it
>>> outdoors and I wasn't naked.
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>> You could have just worn a short, frilly apron, too.
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> If she wants to show off her Scottish at least tell her to get it right
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Terribly sorry to offend. I'm American, only Scottish by ancestry.

Jill