MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
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> When I think back to when I had a beard, I feel like I should apologize to
> my ex-GF. MY GOD, why didn't she tell me to shave my damned face?

Back when I was married (gasp) my wife always wanted me to grow a
beard. I had a mustache occasionally but never a beard.

Finally, one christmas vacation, I was off work for about 10 days and
I told her I would grow a beard. Only then because one makes me feel
like an unshaven bum and all that facial hair annoyed me. I figured I
could avoid going out in public looking like that.

I quit shaving on a Thursday. I was planning to go for the entire 10
days and see what I had. Those first 4 days drove me crazy. Monday
morning, I shaved it all off and was happy. The wife got really mad at
me for that. Screw her. It was my face.