On Thu, 08 Oct 2015 08:27:48 -0400, Gary > wrote:

> MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> >
> > When I think back to when I had a beard, I feel like I should apologize to
> > my ex-GF. MY GOD, why didn't she tell me to shave my damned face?
>
> Back when I was married (gasp) my wife always wanted me to grow a
> beard. I had a mustache occasionally but never a beard.
>
> Finally, one christmas vacation, I was off work for about 10 days and
> I told her I would grow a beard. Only then because one makes me feel
> like an unshaven bum and all that facial hair annoyed me. I figured I
> could avoid going out in public looking like that.
>
> I quit shaving on a Thursday. I was planning to go for the entire 10
> days and see what I had. Those first 4 days drove me crazy. Monday
> morning, I shaved it all off and was happy. The wife got really mad at
> me for that. Screw her. It was my face.

Usually it's the other way around. He's sick of shaving and wants to
grow a beard. She doesn't want to even have to look at that thing.

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sf