On Thu, 08 Oct 2015 16:55:39 -0400, Brooklyn1
> wrote:

>Many years ago I grew a full beard, people told me that beard made me
>look like my brother, he has a full beard... but he's a flaming
>faggot... I couldn't get to my Gilette fast enough. Faggots grow
>beards because it's the only [pseudo] manly thing they can do. Faggots
>grow beards for one reason and one reason only, it makes their face
>look like a ****.

Thanks for the inspiration, I've just named my beard 'Sheldon'.