jmcquown wrote:
>
> I'm going out on a limb here but I don't believe most people eat
> an entire pan of lasagna by themselves, either.

The limb cracks in warning. Jill,70' above ground, freezes in terror.
The limb breaks off. Jill screams while falling to her death.
Luckily 'Lasagna Man' (secretly Gary in a superhero lasagna costume)
shows up, just in the nick of time, to catch and save her.

"My hero," she says with much relief.

"Just know that I, Lasagna Man, do eat an entire 13X9 pan of lasagna
each and every time I make it. I will have it for every meal and
snack until it's gone from my sight. Salad and garlic bread too."

;-D