Uh...after reading your post, have you considered sneaking away from the
pets and snagging a nice juicy cheeseburger? From your description of your
alternatives it might do you some good...you know...just go out and eat what
tastes good!?
I mean you can try the Julia Child method of "all things in moderation"
theory and leave the (blecht!) tofu mayo alone.
Maybe it's just me but that sounds disgusting.
"Michel Boucher" > wrote in message
...
> My wife is away on business and won't be back until Sep. 3, so I am
> always tempted when dining alone to simply get in the car and go to a
> Chinese or an Indian restaurant. But I remember that most times when
> I eat out, I suffer from heartburn afterwards. The challenge is in
> dining alone, although one never dines completely alone with three
> cats and a guinea pig in the house, especially when one has tuna for
> supper.
>
> Tonight, I will crack open a can of tuna, peel and slice some nice
> local cucumbers and sprinkle the slices lightly with salt, and eat
> the tuna with dollops of tofu mayonnaise. Yes, I know, tofu
> mayonnaise...yuk, ik, byeurk...but it ain't so. Some are really
> creepy and others are really ooky (especially the no fat sort), but
> Earth Island Original is actually better tasting than Hellman's, not
> that that's particularly hard to do. In the prepared mayonnaise
> race, this one beats them all. The only better mayo is the one I
> make myself, but I would waste quite a bit of it. I prefer to make
> it when there are two or three people at the table.
>
> http://www.followyourheart.com/vegenaise.html
>
> I don't recommend the organic one and I haven't tasted the others.
>
> For dessert, washed blueberries with a sprinkling of fructose.
> Tomorrow, if I think about it, I'll make a bucket (2 litres) of
> yogurt.
>
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>
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