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On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:56:00 AM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:22:10 -0600, John Kuthe >
> wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 9 Nov 2015 04:59:07 -0800 (PST), MisterDiddyWahDiddy
> > wrote:
> >
> >>I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> >>GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> >>on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> >>way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> >>wants a real turkey too.
> >>
> >>A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
> >>
> >>--Bryan

> >
> >You think that was a synthetic turkey? Smoked in the grocery store's
> >smoker or your's, it's still a turkey. But you ARE correct in that
> >when the grocery store cooks it, you don't necessarally know how the
> >turkey started out. A real fresh unadulterated non-antibiotic sodden
> >turkey, or one of those saline injected meat slugs like a Butterball
> >turkey!
> >
> >One of the best turkey's I cooked with mny family was an Amish turkey
> >I got from Starr's, 2 to 3 times the price of the saline injected meat
> >slugs they sell at grocery stores, but subtley much more delicious.
> >
> >John Kuthe...

>
> Plus it's extremely UNgracious of you to sneer at another's gift of a
> Thankgiving dinner. Not surprising though, from someone most likely
> suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No empathy, thinks
> he's superior to everyone else.
>
> John Kuthe...


Well, look at it this way - as nasty as he is, he still got invited to Thanksgiving. What are you and your hand planning for the holiday?