MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.

But...have you ever had one? It might be good? :-o

Personally, I love cooking *the works* on T-Day. I wouldn't want any
premade things.