MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 9:43:48 AM UTC-6, Embudo wrote:
>> MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>
>> Well then buck up and BUY your own turkey, you insufferably ungrateful
>> sponger!
>>
>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>
>> Which is more than you GODDAMN Deserve!
>
> HAHA! I got you to break the 4th Commandment.
>
> --Bryan
>

I've fractured a few more in my days, and will again, lol!