On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
> wants a real turkey too.
>
> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>
> --Bryan

I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?

Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!