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dsi1 wrote:
> On Tuesday, November 10, 2015 at 7:57:45 AM UTC-10, Embudo wrote:
>> dsi1 wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 9, 2015 at 2:59:12 AM UTC-10, MisterDiddyWahDiddy wrote:
>>>> I love my SIL. She is very nice, and has a great sense of humor, but
>>>> GOD DAMN IT, serving a SMOKED turkey from the GOD DAMNED grocery store
>>>> on GOD DAMNED Thanksgiving is completely unacceptable. There is no
>>>> way that I am sitting at a table with that crappy turkey, and my son
>>>> wants a real turkey too.
>>>>
>>>> A SMOKED turkey is GOD DAMNED halfway to GOD DAMNED LUNCH MEAT.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>> I don't see any love or respect. If you actually loved your SIL, you'd laugh this off as just a funny foible of hers. Instead, you whine like a diva because a little sliced meat is not to your liking. It's a lot easier to curse the darkness instead of lighting a candle, ain't it?
>>>
>>> Oops, I did it again... hit that "Post" button instead of "Discard." Silly me!
>>>

>> I'm thinking you may have an alter-ego there...
>>
>> ;-)

>
> The first time was an accident. Perhaps not so, the second...
>

We're going to have to get you and your doppleganger on better terms!

:-)