"Gary" > wrote in message ...
> Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>> I don't care if you have one or not! But you are making it sound like
>> those
>> of us who don't have one, and that would be most all of us in the US, are
>> unclean!
>
> Let's start then with Stinky butt sf and Julie.
> Notice the correlation too... both use canned chicken broth. lol
>
> Most of the USAins DO have unclean butts. Ophy gave the best analogy.
> If you get poo on your hands, would you wash the hands well, or just
> wipe them off with a paper towel? USAins just cover up the smelly
> parts with underwear and pants. Even Sheldon would turn down those
> two.

WTF? What are you doing to get poo on your hands? I don't even want to
know.
>
> Without a bidet, best to at least moisten some tp and give the bum a
> quick wash.

We have wet wipes here Gary.