Michel Boucher > wrote in message >. ..
> "Thomas" > wrote in
> :
>
> > Uh...after reading your post, have you considered sneaking away
> > from the pets and snagging a nice juicy cheeseburger? From your
> > description of your alternatives it might do you some good...you
> > know...just go out and eat what tastes good!?
>
> I can't eat beef, so hamburgers are out.
>
> > I mean you can try the Julia Child method of "all things in
> > moderation" theory and leave the (blecht!) tofu mayo alone.
> > Maybe it's just me but that sounds disgusting.
>
> Yeah, it is just you. Besides, *you* should tru tofu mayonnaise in
> moderation...:-)

Maybe he got the food wrong, but JJ has the meat of it: When batch'in
it (or are you really spending the time that your wife is gone playing
sacred music written for the pipe organ?[ok, don't answer that])
you're supposed to eat whatever can't be eaten when wife is around.

My MO is to do whatever sort of complicated preparation with lots of
pots that would make her tut-tut over the mess.

Greg Zywicki