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On Sunday, January 3, 2016 at 6:05:43 PM UTC-6, Brooklyn1 wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> >Brooklyn1 wrote:
> >>
> >> I write checks often. I don't like on-line banking.
> >>
> >> Are you one of these charming elderly people at the supermarket
> >> checkout?
> >>
> >> Finding check: 2 mins
> >> Realizing pen is needed for writing: 3 mins
> >> Talking to checkout person: 1 mins
> >> Finding pen between years old peppermints: 2 mins
> >> Writing on check: 5 mins
> >> Talking to checkout person: 2 mins
> >> Checking if amount is correct: 3 mins
> >> Saying goodbye: 2 mins
> >>
> >> It's alright. We all hope to get that old.

>
> I don't mind waiting, many of those middle aged women have fantastic
> bosoms... and keep in mind their breasts are some 13 years younger
> than they are.


Oh great ShelDUM! One more thiung for women to be wary of, some old geezer staring at their breasts in the checkout line! :-(

John Kuthe...