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> "Brooklyn1" > wrote in message
> ...
> > On Tue, 5 Jan 2016 21:05:25 -0000, "Ophelia" >
> > wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >>"Brooklyn1" > wrote in message
> . ..
> >>> On Tue, 5 Jan 2016 13:44:07 -0000, "Ophelia" >
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>"Gary" > wrote in message
> ...
> >>>>> Ophelia wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> A few weeks ago when my husband was buying some things, I was
> >>>>>> looking
> >>>>>> around and found the perfect birthday card for a friend. I took it
> >>>>>> to
> >>>>>> the
> >>>>>> other counter and, having no cash on me, offered my debit card. He
> >>>>>> told
> >>>>>> me
> >>>>>> that on sales below £5 he had to charge me an extra 50p!! I went to
> >>>>>> find
> >>>>>> my husband and got cash from him! I rarely do carry cash and usually
> >>>>>> pay
> >>>>>> with my card! I am certainly not paying that!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Don't blame you. I have a local store here that I frequent. They have
> >>>>> a similar policy. Any purchase under $5.00 is cash only, no cards.
> >>>>
> >>>>I suppose I could at least have paid with my card, but I won't pay that
> >>>>excess!
> >>>
> >>> So, from now on carry some money, tuck it in your bra.
> >>
> >>Not my pockets then?

> >
> > Don't you want your money to be happy happy? This is the safest
> > way for ladies to carry cash, jewelry, other valuables... there's not
> > much about ladies intimates I don't know, especially anything
> > regarding their bosoms.
> >
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>
> All my money is happy money! I can't remember the last time I went out
> without Himself and he carries money.


OMG

Janet UK