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Ophelia wrote:
>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>Ophelia wrote:
>>>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>Gary wrote:
>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A few weeks ago when my husband was buying some things, I was
>>>>>>> looking
>>>>>>> around and found the perfect birthday card for a friend. I took it
>>>>>>> to the
>>>>>>> other counter and, having no cash on me, offered my debit card. He
>>>>>>> to me
>>>>>>> that on sales below £5 he had to charge me an extra 50p!! I went to
>>>>>>> find
>>>>>>> my husband and got cash from him! I rarely do carry cash and usually
>>>>>>> pay
>>>>>>> with my card! I am certainly not paying that!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't blame you. I have a local store here that I frequent. They have
>>>>>> a similar policy. Any purchase under $5.00 is cash only, no cards.
>>>>>
>>>>>I suppose I could at least have paid with my card, but I won't pay that
>>>>>excess!
>>>>
>>>> So, from now on carry some money, tuck it in your bra.
>>>
>>>Not my pockets then?

>>
>> Don't you want your money to be happy happy? This is the safest
>> way for ladies to carry cash, jewelry, other valuables... there's not
>> much about ladies intimates I don't know, especially anything
>> regarding their bosoms.
>> http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&key...sl_mxvvbv8z6_b

>
>All my money is happy money! I can't remember the last time I went out
>without Himself and he carries money. It's no fun going out without him
>))


You sure make it sound like Himself's only value is to be your sugar
daddy... I think that's sad. So what you're saying is you're a user
and Himself is a total loser... now nice. Please attempt to redeem
yourself. And yoose don't even have any children together, other than
a marga dog. You must have the finast pussy on this planet (which I
don't believe) or Himself is an ignorant brain damaged Schmuck (which
I do believe).