On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:39:58 -0500, Brooklyn1
> wrote:

>Ophelia wrote:
>>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>Ophelia wrote:
>>>>Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>>Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>Gary wrote:
>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A few weeks ago when my husband was buying some things, I was
>>>>>>>> looking
>>>>>>>> around and found the perfect birthday card for a friend. I took it
>>>>>>>> to the
>>>>>>>> other counter and, having no cash on me, offered my debit card. He
>>>>>>>> to me
>>>>>>>> that on sales below £5 he had to charge me an extra 50p!! I went to
>>>>>>>> find
>>>>>>>> my husband and got cash from him! I rarely do carry cash and usually
>>>>>>>> pay
>>>>>>>> with my card! I am certainly not paying that!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't blame you. I have a local store here that I frequent. They have
>>>>>>> a similar policy. Any purchase under $5.00 is cash only, no cards.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I suppose I could at least have paid with my card, but I won't pay that
>>>>>>excess!
>>>>>
>>>>> So, from now on carry some money, tuck it in your bra.
>>>>
>>>>Not my pockets then?
>>>
>>> Don't you want your money to be happy happy? This is the safest
>>> way for ladies to carry cash, jewelry, other valuables... there's not
>>> much about ladies intimates I don't know, especially anything
>>> regarding their bosoms.
>>> http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&key...sl_mxvvbv8z6_b
>>
>>All my money is happy money! I can't remember the last time I went out
>>without Himself and he carries money. It's no fun going out without him
>>))
>
>You sure make it sound like Himself's only value is to be your sugar
>daddy... I think that's sad. So what you're saying is you're a user
>and Himself is a total loser... now nice. Please attempt to redeem
>yourself. And yoose don't even have any children together, other than
>a marga dog. You must have the finast pussy on this planet (which I
>don't believe) or Himself is an ignorant brain damaged Schmuck (which
>I do believe).

God, I can't imagine how your wife feels married to a potty mouth
like you!