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el mismo de siempre

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> On Wed, 06 Jan 2016 17:39:58 -0500, Brooklyn1
> > wrote:
>
>> Ophelia wrote:
>>> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>> Brooklyn1 wrote:
>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>> Gary wrote:
>>>>>>>> Ophelia wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A few weeks ago when my husband was buying some things, I was
>>>>>>>>> looking
>>>>>>>>> around and found the perfect birthday card for a friend. I took it
>>>>>>>>> to the
>>>>>>>>> other counter and, having no cash on me, offered my debit card. He
>>>>>>>>> to me
>>>>>>>>> that on sales below £5 he had to charge me an extra 50p!! I went to
>>>>>>>>> find
>>>>>>>>> my husband and got cash from him! I rarely do carry cash and usually
>>>>>>>>> pay
>>>>>>>>> with my card! I am certainly not paying that!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Don't blame you. I have a local store here that I frequent. They have
>>>>>>>> a similar policy. Any purchase under $5.00 is cash only, no cards.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I suppose I could at least have paid with my card, but I won't pay that
>>>>>>> excess!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, from now on carry some money, tuck it in your bra.
>>>>>
>>>>> Not my pockets then?
>>>>
>>>> Don't you want your money to be happy happy? This is the safest
>>>> way for ladies to carry cash, jewelry, other valuables... there's not
>>>> much about ladies intimates I don't know, especially anything
>>>> regarding their bosoms.
>>>> http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&key...sl_mxvvbv8z6_b
>>>
>>> All my money is happy money! I can't remember the last time I went out
>>> without Himself and he carries money. It's no fun going out without him
>>> ))
>>
>> You sure make it sound like Himself's only value is to be your sugar
>> daddy... I think that's sad. So what you're saying is you're a user
>> and Himself is a total loser... now nice. Please attempt to redeem
>> yourself. And yoose don't even have any children together, other than
>> a marga dog. You must have the finast pussy on this planet (which I
>> don't believe) or Himself is an ignorant brain damaged Schmuck (which
>> I do believe).
>
> God, I can't imagine how your wife feels married to a potty mouth
> like you!
>

Her name's Rosie Palmer, do the math...